LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[Alfonzo]

*pocceeds to dab*

 

[Alfonzo]

If your the little sister or brother then that’s your job.

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

*facepalm*

 

[Alfonzo]

What? Can’t handle the facts I’m dropping on you?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

No just the dabs xD

the facts have already been in the brain for a LONG time

 

[Alfonzo]

Look I’m just trying to be intentionally cringey it’s a hard job alright!

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

uh-huh

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

I found the rejection hotline

A friend sent it to me in a list of prerecorded numbers as a joke

I listened to it and it's amazing


*67 (605)-475-6968

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

I'm the general weirdo

 

[Alfonzo]

Didnt you already say that?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

I'm quoting the call for a reason why i would be rejected

 

[Alfonzo]

Is it like just 1 message or is it random?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

One message

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

it says the same thing every time (I've called it over six times and it's been the same)

 

[Alfonzo]

Awwww

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

Wait- NO I DONT MEAN PROPLE HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME SIX TIMES WAIT XD

 

[Alfonzo]

Why do I forget to screen shot things...

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

idk i havent edited anything so screen shot away lol

 

[Alfonzo]

But... it dosent say that...?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

huh?

 

[Elizabeth Ashreel]

View attachment 515420

 

[Alfonzo]

It seems the crowd of people watching got bored

 

[Sylvio]

indeed

 

[Alfonzo]

Yes your back! Finally!

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Not the invincible swordsman Jūbei,
neither the highly praised master of espionage Hanzō,
nor the renown Onmyouji Abe no Seimei.
More than anything, just a swordsmith.
But unpreparedness spelt your defeat.

Once seeking for the ultimate blade.
A blade of steel cutting no flesh, nor bones and neither life.
What I seek for is the clearance of resentment.
The cutting of bonds, fate and destiny.

That is, to free oneself from Karma.

Upon ones arrival are countless tools.
Carved over a thousand blades, forming a pile of swords.
This is the place where all paths cross.
This is the place where all desires flow.
This is the place where all deaths await
My whole life was for this single swing.

The heart of the blade is right here!
Take this, This is my Tsumugari Muramasa!!!

*Everyone who posted including me in this dies.*