Humor K, so. Chemistry.

[Hall Kervean]

Ah, beautiful chemistry.
I never mastered gas laws, you know.
And I thought I had stoichiometry down pat, but recent test scores have said otherwise.
Interesting, then, that I now have to combine the two.
And the homework I've stalled on is due... when was that?
Less than forty eight hours?

There's a reason I labeled this humor.
This is for your enjoyment, because I'm certainly not enjoying it.

 

[Blemmigan]

Well, fair enough. All the good chemistry jokes argon already.

 

[Hall Kervean]

That was boron.

 

[Windsock]

Aluminum.

PFFFTTTTFTTFFFP

I just thought of something even funnier.

CARBON!

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Please drop some Caesium into some water please

 

[Caffeine Freak]

I like my women like I like my polymers.

Chained up.

 

[Hall Kervean]

I like my chemistry homework like I like my firewood.

Combusted.

 

[Genjiomnom]

I turned on a stove once, so I figure I have chemistry mastered.

 

[Ryanblorpblorp]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do fireworks count as chemistry?

Ron Weasley: What's chemistry?
Draco Malfoy: Yeah, what is it?
Hermione Granger: Chemistry is something muggles do.
Draco Malfoy: I was asking Harry, mudblood!
Harry Potter: Chemistry is when you pour potions down the toilet.
Ron Weasley: Muggles pour potions down the toilet? The bloody weirdos! They shouldn't do that! The toilet could explode!

 

[TheRockInception]

your gasses aren't noble, sire

 

[Hall Kervean]

Lol it's funny because this is ded.
The school year ended and now I'm in a new one.