Poetry It's Every OTHER Day Bro

PortugalTM

The least emo emo
My reversal on team 10.

It's every other day bro,
Better than Jake Paul's flow,
Youre 5 mil on YouTube in 6 months?
10 year olds, done.
Still got a lot of competition,
PewDiePie is not next,
You're not even in the top 100!
Your popping all those checks?
From your Disney execs?
And we all know it wasn't mutual, oh boo hoo,
I mean 'who the hella flipping you!?',
And we know they kicked you out,
Of the Disney channel crew,
Yeah I'm talking about you,
Talking smack on Twitter, ooh,
What does this verse even do?
Talk about your ex? It's stupid too.
I think we all know the truth,
That nobody wants to buy your merch,
And what the &';+ is a god church!?
North Carolina where I'm from.
Trust me Jake your done,
Your state don't even matter until election time comes..
So you better up and run,
Your mind games aren't fun,
And trust me Jakey, your paulers aint number one.

It's every day? No.
Every other day! Oh.
It's every other day bro,
I said every other day bro!

You know that guy Nick Crompton,
A popped collar isn't rocking.
No, you can't rap,
And I agree, you ain't from Compton.
England is not a city,
Your geography is sh*tty.
And now we'll rant on Chance,
And who the &;&@ says litty!?

Two months ago,
I didn't know your name,
And I still didn't,
Until I read the lyrics to your song today,
Kid, your not blowing up,
Frankly we've had enough
You can't rhyme off with off,
They're the same word dummkompf,
Wait who?
You talking you?
Your writing a song for JP dude.
All those dudes you just ran through,
Worked for their spots ooh,
Not relying on your jakey,
That guys kind of flaky,
Your neighbors think your shady,
This whole event is crazy.
You ain't lonely, your not on the top,
You left Ohio, to piss of your neighbors,
So please do me a favor,
Please stop trying to rap,
Because soon you'll be left in the past.

It's every day? No.
Every other day! Oh.
It's every other day bro,
I said every other day bro!


Fine. We'll switch the language.

Mira, ustedes son los que acepto,

Fuiste a harapos a la riqueza, bajando del banco,

Pero Jake Paul, en realidad, ¿crees que podrías haberlo hecho mejor?

Y tú eres un tipo por encima, buen viejo Donald Trump.

No sé por qué te gusta em

¡Porque probablemente se deportará!

Martinez Twins, representando a España.

Por favor, deje el equipo 10, está bien


It's every day? No.
Every other day! Oh.
It's every other day bro,
I said every other day bro!

Dear lord it's Tessa Brooks,
Getting me shook,
With the lies of guys on her,
Except Jake himself, on your hook.
Let you educate me?
Well let me grab a book! (oh wait)
Yeah, Panera is my home,
Maybe go find one yourself,
Jake won't last long no.
He's more like a loan.
I can't smell you through my phone,
And no, my boys don't wear cologne.


No we're with that Jake guy, I groan.
Make me wanna break some bones,
You don't have a flipping zone,
Cause you can't rap with team 10, or alone.
You're just a @_'&ty clone,
All the "popular" clothes,
Nobody asking what you make,
And you don't deserve it no.
I just trashed your whole team, whoa,
Wasn't hard to do it, no,
And you talking bout the merch again?
Well it's every other day bro..
Peace.
 

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