If I Were/Was [blank] I'd/I'd do [blank] [blank]

[Noble Scion]

If I had friends, I'd be happy

 

[Peach Tea]

If I was proud of myself, I'd actually show my art ._.

 

[Hall Kervean]

If I were nothing, then I'd be the first nothing with internet access.
(was gonna be deep and depressing but nah)

 

[Cendres]

If I were a puppy, I would go viral.