Other If I were president...

Diran the Thief

Future manga artist
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If I were president what I would do would become a great meme. Now I bet you're wondering, *squeaky voice* "What would you do if you were president?" Well I'm glad you asked. What I would is... I would go to the opposing country with a boom box, go to their president and play from the boom box "Why can't we be friends?"


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If I were president, I would move out of my country and send nukes to the most populated and depentant countrys to fix the worlds injustices and the surpopulation problem.


 
If I were president,


Step 1. Crush liberal dreams


Step 2. Build the wall


Step 3. Unite the anglo-sphere


Step 4. Newly formed Anglo union conquers world.


Step 5. Streak on the White House front lawn for shits and giggles.
 
If I were the president *hiccup*... well... everyone had to swear loyalty to Mother Russia... and have to drink vodka atleast once in their life.
 
If i were president


1. Everyone must subscribe to mr.Crainer


2. Taxes will be 99.8%


3.Make mudkips the national flag
 

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