Story I'd lie for you I'd die for you and I( A Christmas Carol AU)

[Coca-Cola]

A/N: please note that

1. this is an AU
2. This includes a self-insert (River their name is River)
3. This is a modern AU
4. EVERY ONE IN NURODIVERGENT AND LGBT

The actual story:


As River stood

 

[woods]

*mediocre clapping* Great job, well done. The three fucking words.

 

[SophiaWilliams677]

I was already mildly timid when I was about to look at it, but then I saw the three words and I realised how much of a masterpiece this is.

Bah humbug.