Ted Lavender
Magic Eight Ball
First Name: Ted
Last Name: Lavender
Middle Name: D.
Gender: Male
Race: Genetically mutated gorilla
Age: 7
Looks (an anime-ish picture please):
Personality type: Incredibly bipolar, ape-like tendencies, solve's problems using muscular force, regularly copes with the agony of being a genetic experiment by the U.S. Government in the 1940's, likes to climb trees, loves bananas, has to constantly shave, has an innate prejudice against all humans.
Skills: Stronger than any human or gorilla. Can leap to great heights. Has perfect aim with guns (like all gorillas). Exceptional at playing Jenga. Knows Jiu Jitsu. Can spit gorilla-acid. Can rehearse the movie Tarzan perfectly. Can utilize own feces as a projectile weapon when needed. Adept at getting shot in the head.
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Last Name: Lavender
Middle Name: D.
Gender: Male
Race: Genetically mutated gorilla
Age: 7
Looks (an anime-ish picture please):
Personality type: Incredibly bipolar, ape-like tendencies, solve's problems using muscular force, regularly copes with the agony of being a genetic experiment by the U.S. Government in the 1940's, likes to climb trees, loves bananas, has to constantly shave, has an innate prejudice against all humans.
Skills: Stronger than any human or gorilla. Can leap to great heights. Has perfect aim with guns (like all gorillas). Exceptional at playing Jenga. Knows Jiu Jitsu. Can spit gorilla-acid. Can rehearse the movie Tarzan perfectly. Can utilize own feces as a projectile weapon when needed. Adept at getting shot in the head.
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