Ted Lavender
Magic Eight Ball
Alright dawgs, humans, and my fellow gorillas. Time to pause yo Tarzan Blu-Rays and get down to the serious RP.
This thread is for recruiting the roughest, the toughest, and down right best gorillas in town. I'm give YO ALL a special outline to follow when making your rough and tumble gorilla character.
It will cover all the bases to make sure all the gorilla thoughts in your head transcribe to primitive human machines in front of you.
What's the story? The story is the struggle of the gorilla, man! Those damned dirty humans will never accept gorillas into society. In the year 2007 gorillas have finally come out of their bangin' slangin' jungle pads and attempted to merge with humans; to teach them how to run a better society. However humans, being naturally ignorant, have been very foolish when dealing with gorillas. I'll leave all YO to detail all the prejudice gorillas face but it can be anything from crime, abuse, and murder! As a fine-look' gorilla it's YO choice to either give up on the humans, take revenge, or help them see the errors of their ways.
As you know, I'm Ted Lavender. I'm the gorilla's unsung hero. I was a military experiment in the 1940's and have become half human. There were other gorilla tumblers like me but most of them died. I have taught my fellow gorillas the language of the (filthy) humans.
Outline--
Gorilla Name:
Gorilla beliefs:
Favorite gorilla foods:
Gorilla personality:
Gorilla strengths and weaknesses:
Gorilla friends (either human or gorilla):
Gorilla enemies (either human or gorilla):
Favorite gorilla movie (has to be either Tarzan or Congo):
This thread is for recruiting the roughest, the toughest, and down right best gorillas in town. I'm give YO ALL a special outline to follow when making your rough and tumble gorilla character.
It will cover all the bases to make sure all the gorilla thoughts in your head transcribe to primitive human machines in front of you.
What's the story? The story is the struggle of the gorilla, man! Those damned dirty humans will never accept gorillas into society. In the year 2007 gorillas have finally come out of their bangin' slangin' jungle pads and attempted to merge with humans; to teach them how to run a better society. However humans, being naturally ignorant, have been very foolish when dealing with gorillas. I'll leave all YO to detail all the prejudice gorillas face but it can be anything from crime, abuse, and murder! As a fine-look' gorilla it's YO choice to either give up on the humans, take revenge, or help them see the errors of their ways.
As you know, I'm Ted Lavender. I'm the gorilla's unsung hero. I was a military experiment in the 1940's and have become half human. There were other gorilla tumblers like me but most of them died. I have taught my fellow gorillas the language of the (filthy) humans.
Outline--
Gorilla Name:
Gorilla beliefs:
Favorite gorilla foods:
Gorilla personality:
Gorilla strengths and weaknesses:
Gorilla friends (either human or gorilla):
Gorilla enemies (either human or gorilla):
Favorite gorilla movie (has to be either Tarzan or Congo):
