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Vigild

Vigild

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Hello everybody, keep in mind this message will self destruct in ten seconds so you better read quickly, I'm new to RP so if my ignorance ever becomes a problem just let me know and I will give you my address so you may punch me in the nads yourself, good luck getting through the laser beam shark moat, all in all I hope to enjoy my time here. Conversely I wish to ensure that I make the time spent here by others just jovial, have a good one....Oh your ten seconds are up.
 
VICTORIA! I read your intro in 7 seconds! > :D


Anyways, welcome to RpN! If you happen to have any questions concerning the site's layout feel free to ask anyone. We're all really friendly.


Also:
 
Good luck getting out of the blast radius in 3 seconds! >:3


And I bet you read the intro set to the music, it is truly the only one can. And thank you!
 
Well I lost an arm, a leg, and a. . . what do you call it? Oh, right, liver, but thankfully I've regenerated.


Haha, I did. It was too perfect an opportunity. xD And you're welcome.
 
Regeneration?! HAX! You see this is the exact reason I set a second explosive...so do with that what you will~


No amount of Bruce Lee badassery can save you now!...okay I'm lieing but I just hope you won't realize that before the charges go off.
 
Oh the nerd in this introduction is just wonderful. Greetings, I am Kitsy to most of the people on this site, and I would like to extend to you a warm welcome. Please feel free to walk right past the Black Knight that is standing there, as you can see he has no arms or legs. "It's just a flesh wound!" You're dying and you know it! *Coughs.*
 
xD I try. :3


Okay but I shall be donning my adamantium leg bracers, last time I tried to walk by him he tried to bite my legs off and called me a pansy and a yellow bastard, which deeply offended me...I'm obviously green.


And thank you. xD
 
He is a right bastard that one, but pay him no mind, I put a muzzle on him that allows him to speak, but he can't bite anyone. You may not wnat to wear anything of value near him, however. He seems to have taken a liking to bleeding on everyone's nice things. It is rather annoying.
 
Awww and we'd just gotten those new drapes.


But it's alright, if anyone asks about the blood on them I could always say I just got finished trampling an orphanage, now that would be a great story to tell...to my cellmates most likely but still.
 
*Looks back at the little kids that she has behind her.* On second thought, let us not go to the orphanage, 'tis a silly place. *The dead bodies begin a sing and dance number.*


I am sure your cellmate will love to hear of this.
 
*Looks in disbelief*


Oh great so on top of my murder charges I'm also apparently on LSD.


Orrrrr you're a witch! It all makes sense! You thought you were subtle dressing up in all black witch robe and pointy hat but I saw through your clever disguise~
 
Hmmm, I'm going to have to interrogate them in the most subtle way I can.


*Grabs one of them and starts taking like Christian Bale Batman*


"Who did it!
 
Ohh, they think that's bed just wait till I start doing my Joe Pesci impression. I might accidently commit genocide.
 
*Gives you a once over.* Hmm, interesting. I have made the ultimate reference to geekery and you have offered yourself to me, but will I take advantage of this? I have one question for you, Vigild. What is the answer to the Universe, Life? Everything?
 
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