BIue
One Trick Wonder
The dance of his last seven timezones were still fucking with his head. Portal-hopping did that to you; it was a bleak, unforgiving pastime, one which Rick still chose to engage in nonetheless. Since when were any of his pastimes healthy? With a stifled belch, his aged hand snatched at the silvered flask from within his lab coat- the contents already dwindling from how dutifully he had been tending to it. The drink was tending to him in an equally rough nature. Two months cold-turkey in high security prison had screwed him over in more ways than one, and now his body was paying the price.
Cursing in an unintelligible drabble under his breath, Rick fumbled about, rummaging through drawers until his fingers awkwardly laced around their target- a plutonium-quartz battery. A sigh of relief drooled from the corners of Rick's slack jaw as he withdrew the fragmented gadget that he had forged into a new portal gun. He'd nearly lost an arm and a good portion of his hair slipping away from the federation's guard without it. The first rushed prototype of the tool contained a slither of charge - only enough for a few juddered hops across dimensions to buy himself a little time; enough time to find a new power source. He'd been lucky enough that his flask and lab coat had still been contained with the other prison contraband taken at admission. It wouldn't have been easy to find a drink now- not with half the galaxy on his tail.
'Aaaaalr-ight!' A belch interjected him, mid-word, as the rusted gears of his mind began to chug away, clumsily grasping for a solution to the intergalactic game of cat-and-mouse he had been reeled into. He could think of at least seven different ways to resolve the damage he had caused via his escape. Most of them required a little help. Just a little.
It hadn't taken long for the makeshift portal gun to recharge, greedily absorbing the new battery inserted into its core. In a blurred blink, Rick stumbled through the newly-formed portal and back into his own dimension. A grunt of exertion fell from the old man's frame as he pushed himself forward to enter his 'home', only to stagger and stumble forwards into the coffee table with an unceremonious crash as the room swayed in a sickening pirouette. Beth's house- normal as ever. It was gross, Rick remarked inwardly, that such a sight felt oddly soothing after all this time.
With movements lacking in grace and coordination, Rick set himself about the newest task at hand- the stairs. The goddamned stairs. That was, until something else caught his sight. A newspaper rolled up on the arm of the sofa. A newspaper with a slice of a photo that was unmistakably Jerry. In a move more akin to a slap than a grabbing motion, Rick scooped up the sheets to examine what- if anything- Jerry was being noticed for. 'EARTH INFORMANT JERRY SMITH - 'I LOVE LICKING DISGUSTING FURRY TESTICLE SACKS!' A dry chuckle slid from the old man's mouth. Ah Jerry, if that was the price his fame came at, Rick could settle for it. Dropping the paper to the floor and stumbling into the first of the steps with another crash that would have easily awakened the entire household, Rick began his ascent before swiftly bursting into Morty's room.
'M-MMMo-ORTY! W-wake up-- M-Morty! Www-we haven't g-got mu-UCH time!'
Cursing in an unintelligible drabble under his breath, Rick fumbled about, rummaging through drawers until his fingers awkwardly laced around their target- a plutonium-quartz battery. A sigh of relief drooled from the corners of Rick's slack jaw as he withdrew the fragmented gadget that he had forged into a new portal gun. He'd nearly lost an arm and a good portion of his hair slipping away from the federation's guard without it. The first rushed prototype of the tool contained a slither of charge - only enough for a few juddered hops across dimensions to buy himself a little time; enough time to find a new power source. He'd been lucky enough that his flask and lab coat had still been contained with the other prison contraband taken at admission. It wouldn't have been easy to find a drink now- not with half the galaxy on his tail.
'Aaaaalr-ight!' A belch interjected him, mid-word, as the rusted gears of his mind began to chug away, clumsily grasping for a solution to the intergalactic game of cat-and-mouse he had been reeled into. He could think of at least seven different ways to resolve the damage he had caused via his escape. Most of them required a little help. Just a little.
It hadn't taken long for the makeshift portal gun to recharge, greedily absorbing the new battery inserted into its core. In a blurred blink, Rick stumbled through the newly-formed portal and back into his own dimension. A grunt of exertion fell from the old man's frame as he pushed himself forward to enter his 'home', only to stagger and stumble forwards into the coffee table with an unceremonious crash as the room swayed in a sickening pirouette. Beth's house- normal as ever. It was gross, Rick remarked inwardly, that such a sight felt oddly soothing after all this time.
With movements lacking in grace and coordination, Rick set himself about the newest task at hand- the stairs. The goddamned stairs. That was, until something else caught his sight. A newspaper rolled up on the arm of the sofa. A newspaper with a slice of a photo that was unmistakably Jerry. In a move more akin to a slap than a grabbing motion, Rick scooped up the sheets to examine what- if anything- Jerry was being noticed for. 'EARTH INFORMANT JERRY SMITH - 'I LOVE LICKING DISGUSTING FURRY TESTICLE SACKS!' A dry chuckle slid from the old man's mouth. Ah Jerry, if that was the price his fame came at, Rick could settle for it. Dropping the paper to the floor and stumbling into the first of the steps with another crash that would have easily awakened the entire household, Rick began his ascent before swiftly bursting into Morty's room.
'M-MMMo-ORTY! W-wake up-- M-Morty! Www-we haven't g-got mu-UCH time!'
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