Other Band Jokes none else gets

[h2h0e]

A place to share your silly band jokes and stories. Assuming you are (were) in band at all.

If you play trumpet gimme a woot woot!

 

[Kaerri]

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

I can't think of any right now, sadly, but I came to represent my section.

 

[marshmarrow]

The caption for the horns really is true about my section. We never get to hear the jokes the director makes.

Band stereotypes really don't change in college, haha.

 

[GreatDoggo]

*Ummmm.... What?*
I didn't like it .-.




Oh... its not like I don't feel sad my lonely horn doesn't make a sound *sniff*
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[marshmarrow]

GreatDoggo You're the only horn player? In a section of 5-10, if you can hear yourself playing you're too loud. xD

 

[Elise Ebele]

Best percussion joke at my school: We can only count to 12.

 

[starshinesiren]

I’m in chorus and drama but I just wanted to say that band culture is really cute. also, all the band kids say that I “look like a flute player” if that counts

 

[marshmarrow]

starshinesiren I was in pit orchestra beneath the stage for plays. c: I really appreciate the effort put into stage productions.

 

[GreatDoggo]

i opened my mouth in the night and the night poured in. the night fit against the ridges behind my teeth. the night packed itself under my tongue and settled in, as if to sleep Penumbra

 

[marshmarrow]

Yes?

 

[starshinesiren]

marshmarrow OMG, GOD BLESS YOU. I love the pit, ya’ll seriously are my favorite. You have to deal with actors totally messing up the songs and somehow you all get ya through it just fine. Thank you for your service, we greatly appreciate you.

 

[GreatDoggo]

Did you come up with the idea of your signature? I love the poetry

 

[AiDEE-c0]

"oh"
smug chuckle
"well I guess you can play the triangle"

 

[marshmarrow]

Did you come up with the idea of your signature? I love the poetry

Thanks! c: I forgot where I saw it actually. That's kind of off-topic though.

 

[GreatDoggo]

no problem. i know its off topic i just had to mention it

 

[sukaithemoonlord774]

I play piano, lol. And the band jokes, I tell are often in my stories (you can read them online) about K-Pop groups. Most prominently song references by my current favorite and forever favorite South Korean Pop groups and their songs (i.e. Girls' Generation, BIGBANG, 2NE1, SHINEE, Super Junior, Brown Eyed Girls, Girl's Day etc.).