Other Backdoor renditions

[NeonFlow]

Drip,
drip,
drip.​

A warm liquid hits between my eyes and rolls toward my lip. Each drop a constant reminder of being

“to cocky”
“shooting from the hip”
​

Old Bob musket, the veteran dick.
Old Bob musket, was caught in the thick.
Old Bob musket was a force to see but Fate is a cruel bitch much like destiny,
Fate and destiny, sibling leaders of a drug cartel with enough money to cause hell.
Bob musket was following a lead on a case when a man wearing a mask invaded his personal space, the man claimed he was the boss of this place.

Bob knew a lie from very subtle tells...
A twitch, a stutter...
When the eyes flutter it rings certain bells

Bob’s dry lips remained in a smirk. He deduced this man was not the owner or even a employee in this line of work.
Why wear a mask if you’re the head honcho?
His sack with a dollar sign was familiar though...

Bob threw a punch and followed up with a jab, the masked man dodged one but felt a blow. Bob kicked the masked man down below before ironically performing a dab, destiny already had a lock on old musket.
Her rifle was loaded with a powerful sedative that she received from a pharmacist she trusted....

Drip,
Drip,
Drip,​

Old Bob musket is in some trouble.

 

[NeonFlow]

No one cares about Bob musket so I'll just post shit here
This is something I thought of before, I named it
"All for her tits"

I flew, back into time
There was a reason I did so and I made sure to rhyme,
So this song of a task that was long
But I fought throughout
and in the end came out strong
The battle I faced was amazing to see
But it was in the past so just listen to me

Swords they clashed
and the wildfires burned
I fought a million dudes before I returned
And i etched into stone everything that I learned....

The battle intense, almost gave me fits
But it was all for her tits....

Arrows so thick that they blocked out the sun
the demons they sprung, A ambush that’d make most men run
But I alone, stood and heard the sound
Of A million arrows soaring to the ground
That I happen to stand on,
But the thought of her beauty and the arrows are gone....

Crazy it seems I caught them all with my mits
Some arrows pierced me but I gave no shits!
As i ran through the enemy slaying them with my fists,
It was all because of her tits...

The war was bloody, and rather one sided
As I moved through the crowds and quickly guided,
Death to all of those idiotic gits, who Would stand in the way of her tits.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Hats off for Bob Musket.