Hanei
Brony, The Brony.
Mine:
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get some punch and he says "But there's no punchline."
More:
Two blondes walked into a building. You'd think they would've saw it.
More:
A blonde farmer bought two horses, but was having trouble telling them apart. She asked her friend what to do and her friend told her to put a little notch in one of the horses ears. The blonde does that, but accidentally does it to both. She tells her friend and her friend understood then told her to cut a tail short. She cut one of the tails short but the tail to the other horse got bitten off. She asked what to do to her friend again and her friend told her to measure the Length. She saw that the black one was several inches longer than the white one.
More:
Every 60 seconds... in Africa... a-a minute passes ;-;
One More:
A dog asked what it was the human was holding and then asked if it was a cow. The thing replied "I'm a frayed not."
That is all :3
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to go get some punch and he says "But there's no punchline."
More:
Two blondes walked into a building. You'd think they would've saw it.
More:
A blonde farmer bought two horses, but was having trouble telling them apart. She asked her friend what to do and her friend told her to put a little notch in one of the horses ears. The blonde does that, but accidentally does it to both. She tells her friend and her friend understood then told her to cut a tail short. She cut one of the tails short but the tail to the other horse got bitten off. She asked what to do to her friend again and her friend told her to measure the Length. She saw that the black one was several inches longer than the white one.
More:
Every 60 seconds... in Africa... a-a minute passes ;-;
One More:
A dog asked what it was the human was holding and then asked if it was a cow. The thing replied "I'm a frayed not."
That is all :3
