I once had this partner who made the entire roleplay about her character. I should mention we were doubling, so my pairing sort of got left out in the dark. I tried to work with her, but after awhile I got fed up with it all. I was playing a male to her female, so I had the guy completely ignore...
Here's some, not sure if they've been said yet or not:
→ There is such a thing as an ugly baby.
→ Red velvet is delicious and I don't catorgize it as dyed chocolate.
→ Most fast-food burgers are basically the same.
→ Mint, and any mint-related products are gross.