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Granted. The way in which you earn the $200 is by elite agents that are affiliated with your home country's government. A necessary amount of them spawn near the treasuries of 200 random countries. The ensuing bloodbath leaves hundreds of treasurers and secretaries dead or dying, because...

@buckskin. Your Wish Has Been Granted. Netflix will stop giving you Error Code U7361-1255-C00D7185. Each time an Error Code U7361-1255-C00D7185 situation occurs, your fingers will be forcibly twisted (and possibly broken) regardless of where you are. Your fingers will automatically do the...

I have come to claim VICTORY. Give it plz

Wait but you just posted??

Aww... I love this thread. So wholesome! Everyone's a winner!!! Yaaay!!!!! Except the rest of you are no longer winners, because I just posted last! I win! MWAHAHAHA! (Jk love you guys <3)

Granted. Mosquitos will no longer bite you. They'll give you the same level of importance as they would to air. While the mosquitos will no longer bite you, they won't accept your presence. They won't avoid you if you're in their way and may crash into you, even into sensitive parts like your...

Your wish has been granted, and you shall experience out-of-country travel. Buuut...you're being banished from your home country. And...all countries. In fact, you'll be dropped in the middle of Antarctica. I heard it's pretty chill there. But hey, at least you're out of the country...

"Oh fuck, I should NOT have let that go..." -BOOM!-

Oh. I wish I could eat all the food I want without gaining weight.

@ViciousVip3R Wish granted. Your typing speed has been brought up to 156 words per minutes. Unfortunately, you are only capable of exercising your newfound typing speed when you're upside down.

Wish granted, @ViciousVip3R. The catch? Head on over to All Your Powers and check it out. =)

1 word...

Yawn "Was that your final attack? Weak. So weak."

Victim got shot in the foot. With a nerf gun. Tripped over the foam bullet when attempting to catch the perpetrator who took the shot, head hit the wall at a terrible angle. Severe concussion, combined with spinal chord injuries resulting in paralysis of the lower body. Being unable to move...

unless

aren't

*drops from the sky* *EPIC STAB* *falls on her face* Oops.

*push* *Giggles*

Ever taken a piece of aluminum and rubbed it hard against a Stainless Steel™ cheese grater? Now imagine you're doing that over this brand new fresh gardening starter kit you just bought, complete with half grown flowers. Lovely, right? Well, while you're too busy shredding up a pile of rust and...

You know those days when you're really stressed with life and the ones who depend on you for food are really asking for something big and nice to eat?  And then being a lazy potato you decide to just pile a bunch of anything that's green and bread colored into a plate in the excuse of a...