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A monkey. Ancestrally closer to humans, so it would feel less weird. Would you rather achieve everything you want to or regret nothing (assuming you can never have the other)?

Why is this thing still around Fur and snow

I can't guarantee snow, but jingle my balls and I'll give you a white christmas that was actually the worst i am so sorry

i aM dYiNg stephenie meyer, the deciever of youth cccc;

Go on, feel my jacket. Yup, that's girlfriend material.

Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you

do you work at a subway because you just gave me a foot long

I heard you were looking for a stud. Well I've got the STD and all I need is u.

Blew up due to homemade dynamite.

boku no pico. - boku no pico

HERESY

yeeeeet

smells like fucking 30-year-old-body-pillow-collector-living-in-his-grandmas-basement up in here or maybe that's just my fate i'm smelling

11/10 for obscurity. sorta reminds me of modern art. make that 12/10.

i HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG THANK YOU

I was listening to an alt-j mix and just lost my shit when they started singing "put it up in my butt"

Only half the song, but half's better than none.

fuck

Fuck