Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

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Hollycrest

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Keep in mind that this is supposed to be funny, so in the unlikely event that you actually want to confess your undying love for a user on this site that's probably best done in PMs. In other words, have fun!
 
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple, if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital every day that I could.
 
I believe in the next forty five minutes I can show you all your problems can be solved by my penis.
 
Your special to me, in fact I find you down right retarded.. you teach me to clap when I’m happy and I’ll change your nappy
 
Baby you got that flow. Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am.

(A song title, for the uninitiated).
Those eyes, those thighs, make me erect
That fur, I concur.. I need to inspect
That foxy face should be at my place.
Wait, no.. don’t go for mace
 
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