I'm not even surprised that that is the best roast you can come up with. I'll just leave and let you further entertain the fantasy of you' doing any roasting. In reality your dumbass couldn't even roast a fucking sausage.
"everyone needs to know that I am edgy, depressed, and so disconnected with reality that I imagine myself as an anime character"
Bet "nobody understands you irl" so you go online to be your true self. the true self of you is just as big of a pos as any version of you m8.
A wolf I am fine with. But a wolf that spells nope like that is crossing the line.
And yes, I'd say I am an animalist considering I generally dislike all animals. So its still a no :(