They stepped aside, as some freak in a mask, holding a bat flew by them. Simple enough.
The two appeared like young, teen girls, in the prime of high-school. In truth, they were powerful magical entities from a mystical land of pony-people. (Dont ask.) Still, they possessed such power, that a...
Ever thought the console wars were great? Yeah me neither. But apparently someone did! (Nobody does!) Well here's the game based on console wars! Except now they're anthropomorphized as anime magical girls!
So this game is all about that! Console wars, and shit. Oh, fight monsters. Dungeon...
You have died. You have died.
"Oh god, not more of this!"
You have died. You have died. You have died.
"Why? Oh what possessed me to do this to myself?!"
You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died.
"Why'd I buy more of this?! What is wrong with me?!"
You have...