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1. In public I always pretend me and my best friend are a couple. We are both straight with girlfriend. 2. I have pissed myself laughing in school, multiple times. The shit me and my friends come out with is always funny. Always.  3. My favourite insult is: "You nug" 

You're busy with what? Thinking up more useless roasts? Pack it up keyboard warrior, your mother's kicking you out of her basement.

Your roasts are lacking like your capital letters.

17?

Since your age has been guessed, are you blonde?

18?

Well since your age has already been guessed I'm gonna say you are a brunette.

Yeah but id feel pretty guilty but then ill stab the dead corpse and feel better sorry not

20? idk I just assume everyone is older and wiser than me :3

Clearly doesn't think that me, a savage, is cute.

Someone who thinks everyone has amnesia

Someone who obviously likes anime...

Teen Wolf: Guys eye colour changes The 100: Advanced technology vs swords American Football: Grown men using their hands to through a cow

Shh we all know your "misunderstood" There is no coming back from that, Jeff!

Hmmm I pick 2! 1. Have any superpower in the world 2. Have enough money to become Batman

Calls upon the heavens to rai cats. Cats fall from the sky. You fall off the hill. The hills mine.

Paul Blart has a Segway and you don't.

I mean if I were gay I would definitely consider it but since I'm not it's gonna be a nope.

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