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Granted. You can play it, but you can only play it badly. Nobody likes your playing. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but it becomes way too hot and you die of heatstroke. I wish I was more active.

Granted but you soon become obese from consuming too much chocolate sauce. I wish for an apple.

Granted but your memes become old within hours. More people demand new memes and you find yourself becoming exhausted. People love your memes too much. You soon die of exhaustion. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but everyone you knew as Kermit forgets you due to your name change. Nobody knows Kermit is Kayorl, and you have to start from scratch. I wish I had more time.

Sorry, NO, Infant.

(Way to ruin a Star Wars reference @ViciousVip3R. :) )

Granted, but suddenly the tables turn, and Obi-Wan becomes Darth Vader, and Obi-Vader never says “I am your father” to Luke, thus ruining the saga for everyone, and billions of dollars are lost. The sequel trilogy is never made. I wish I was the Senate.

Granted, but it dies in less than an hour. I wish I had something better to do.

Granted, but it breaks a minute after buying it. I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

Granted. Your headache goes away, but a deadly throat-ache replaces it. I wish for better wifi!

Granted. But stuff like dead people and apocalyptic zombies come to life too. They soon take over the world, and the apocalypse begins. I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but the property you own is a box in the alley of a street. Other hoboes surround you. I wish that I had a futuristic RP running.

Granted, but this llama is evil, and continually tries to kill you, its owner. I wish for something.

Your wish shall be granted, but every time you take a step, a ripped up American dollar bill appears in your pocket, instead of a whole one. I wish for Halloween to come early.

Granted, but the new version of Grimm is directed to kids ages 6-8. I wish that I had a new profile picture.

Granted, the heat is raised to 200 degrees+. Enjoy! I wish that I was a BBcode master.