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  1. Assailant

    Counter the Attack Above You

    Assailant grabs the person walking away. "You fiend! You're so clever. I will not fall for your deceit!" He then slams their face into the ground.
  2. Assailant

    Counter the Attack Above You

    Assailant was the ultimate combatant. He simply grinned as the explosion came towards him. The explosive torrent overwhelmed him. The dust settled as he was nowhere to be seen. ZOOM! He came flying down from the sky mere inches from his opponent, knocking them into the air from the...
  3. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Nonsensical shippings, a reward system that makes the Cryptarch (Year 1) look forgiving, social justice, physics-defying hooks, and bullshit buffs/nerfs. Featuring fan favorites like: ape scientist, Chinese Mrs. Freeze, Korean waifu, Hold One button to win (A.K.A, BOO BEE DOO BOO, BOO BOOOO)...
  4. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    I know, it's weird. Pokedex is bulls**t.
  5. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Team Aqua: UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA! DOWN HERE IT'S BETTER, DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM ME!
  6. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    I had a feeling that was the joke, but you never know.
  7. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    I'm not sure you understand this game...
  8. Assailant

    If You..

    Religion. My position is agnostic, so I can appeal to anyone if I play my cards right! If you had to return to a grade in middle/high school for a year, which grade would it be?
  9. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Play as the lovable little monsters from the main series, only to end up sending an innocent man to, basically, hell, have that same man die known as a villain and a criminal, have the main villain die a hero, and be ostracised. Oh, and then the world ends. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers...
  10. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    History simulator, now with more betrayal and nukes. -Civilization
  11. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    A young woman single-handedly ruins everyone's life with one game. -Danganronpa A young woman single-handedly ruins everyone's life with one field trip -Danganronpa 2
  12. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    *sigh* Why do people not get the point of this game?
  13. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    You win.
  14. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Play of the Game is always: Bastion point-and-clicking Symettra being a smug prick and watching people get shot by lasers. Torbjorn doing nothing, likely on the other side of the map, as turrets get kills Reaper pressing one button and team-wiping -Overwatch
  15. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Lawyering (now with added dead children) - Danganronpa Lawyering (now with added inception) - Danganronpa 2
  16. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    What do you mean, plays along?
  17. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    I'm glad someone finally agrees.
  18. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Why...
  19. Assailant

    Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

    Triggering literally anyone be like this.
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