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VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE This is a fucking deathwish mission. All we did was unintentionally terrorize an undead hotel. Frank wouldn't be so cruel to send us to our demise, right? Man, I should think things through now since NOBODY IN THIS TEAM WILL DO IT FOR ME! I don't like using my brain, usually...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE "If, uh, anyone wants somebody to accompany them. I'm here, I guess." A small mention to this dysfunctional group of killers. I mean, they have seen how much ass I kicked in the Powder Gangers firefight, right? I'm still not over that. I picked up a radio for myself and...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE I put a hand on my chest, mouthing an inaudible "Oh?" Upon seeing the predicament Justise and Val got themselves into. I had a slightly surprised look on my face. I shook my head and smiled to myself until the shitstorm slapped me out of my amusement. The sight of rotting...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE Aaaaand, he didn't listen. Well, time to count the days until he's dead. Almost the entire team is against him other than the blondie. He's already on thin ice with the team. Thin ice that I can drop an anvil on if I wanted to, but knowing what he's like, he'd do that to...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE I was watching from the distance since I didn't wanna talk for a while. Need a little break since I haven't slept. I was so comfortable, but that's out of the question now. They had their little talk, while I was feeling pretty sleepy and dazed after a long day, and delayed...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE Well, her answer was vague. Not one for subtlety, as you can see by my internal monologues. Then the hug came, which caught me by surprise. A nice one, but still caught me off guard. Definitely needed the comfort after facing whatever shithole buried in the back of my mind...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE I was in the corner being tormented by my own fucking memories. I tried putting myself above these fucking tragic PTSD plebs, but I cannot for I am more human than them. Or because an external force forced me to relive it. So, I am still indeed higher than thou. Then, the...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE Vitan could be heard screeching her fucking lungs out in her own room.

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE And here I thought we all bonded with our first massacre together. Way to ruin a perfect start, guys! And I thought we had something special. Speaking of perfect starts, they're gonna make Frank kick us out on the first goddamn night because of fucking GINGER ARMY AND TRAUMA...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE Then there came Stella, standing near me. Of course, I looked at her and noticed the revealing outfit. I ogled her a little. I mean, that's to be expected if you show a lot of skin. Whatever dimension she's in must be a hell of a ride to whoever is attracted to women. I...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE The rub on his face made me stop. Was I not doing this right? Come on, it's pretty solid. Getting a little self-conscious here. He told me he knew what a gun is and this isn't the first time he's been sent to another dimension. "Well, clearly you haven't been in many since...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE I sat up to the pretty boy asking where he is. The weapons on top of me slid off my clothing. Man, this "Where the hell am I?!" shit is standard stakes for dimension traveling. Get at least one to three of these questions in a new group. I'll try to use my regular mad-libs...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE What did I get? Well, guns, syringes, and only a few dynamite sticks because I know I'll blow myself and others up accidentally. Like how I blew up the toilets of an evil organization I was infiltrating. Nobody knows what the hell happened since I was teleported away after...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE "Don't worry, big guy. We're massacring this entire area." I said, unable to control my mouth. "Even though all we know is that they just harassed people with nothing worse confirmed than that: Gratuitous violence is awarded in this holocaust!" I paused. "Don't worry. I'm...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE "Vitan. I am-- I'm Vitan Armerstrannie." I said. He is oddly nonchalant about this. Whoever he is, he's probably done this a million times by now. Well, so have I, but it never gets easy on the mind. I mean, that should be good since my battle prowess is determined by my...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE To quote me again in the planning phase. This is all instinct powered by my anxiety! And let me tell you, it's unbearably high. I feel like puking because of said tension. I didn't hit a shot to the head or anything. I just wanted to make sure I hit them and they don't hit...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE YOU SEE THAT SHIT?! HAVE YOU LEARNED?! HAVE YOU LEARNED?! Okay, calm down, Vitan. Man, I'm nuts! I'm well aware of this. It's such a far cry in one of my first adventures where shit really started to hit the fan: The city mission where gunshots started popping off fighting...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE Oh boy. Here we fucking go. I don't get much to show for my combat prowess, but trust me, I'm never too unlucky. I did as Tanya said despite me not wanting to. She's one of the many, many children who I'd wanna watch get bullied by others with great glee, but that can wait...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE I tried to relax myself for whatever is gonna happen. Maybe this time I won't stab one of the crew out of confusion. It's happened before, and I'm trying to stop it from happening again. I'm mostly instinct! How could you blame me? I was trying to prepare, lowering my hoodie...

VITAN ARMERSTRANNIE The anxious girl? I don't trust her to be a normal person. Every single one of us here has eccentricity and she seems really out of place, but maybe that's what makes her stand out in this ragtag gang that's already falling apart because two soldiers need to have a dick...