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  1. Da Doofus

    Futuristic Kaizoic: New Era

    The year is 2234. The world is ending from a cataclysmic event called The Emergence. The continents are shifting and ancient creatures are awakening from their slumber to fight for dominance. The survivors’ only hope are the Noahs. Massive ships designed to house colonists in cryogenic stasis...
  2. Da Doofus

    Futuristic Kaizoic: New Earth. Looking for interested players.

    The year is 2234. The world is ending from a cataclysmic event called The Emergence. The continents are shifting and ancient creatures are awakening from their slumber to fight for dominance. The survivors’ only hope are the Noahs. Massive ships designed to house colonists in cryogenic stasis...
  3. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Kaizoic: Earth Reborn season 2 announcement

    Attention fellow rp-ers. Two years ago, I started a storyline on this site that recently ran its course. The rp partner I worked with has remained in touch and we are continuing the story in a second installment. I recall seeing viewers on the thread multiple times so I’m hoping those readers...
  4. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    Shortstop giggled a bit too much at that. "We don't have waffles." He giggled again. "Ego." Shuck corrected. "Not Eggo. And as long as it ain't THE Gabriel, yeah I can take you." They now pulled into the cavern. "But only if you help me with a case. You know, to pay me back for all the touble."...
  5. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    Shortstop didn't look at her. "Holy Water is piss. Doesn't kill." He scoffed. "Useless." Shuck raised a brow. "Only Gabe I know is the one upstairs. Why do you keep saying 'They'?" He made a left toward a black water river leading into a vast cave. "This a group?"
  6. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    "Half-demon." Shuck corrected sternly. "And let's worry about getting out of here before your date, huh?"
  7. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    Hands grabbed her head, and she was yanked face to mask with Shortstop. "NONONONONO!" He practically screamed as though feral. "It's MINE! I WON IT BACK! MINE MINE MINE!" He jerked his head around as he repeated the word. "Nothing happens to it, see? It's mine." His left eye twitched...
  8. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    Shuck shrugged. "Well just kinda surprising you don't." The van bumped over a pothole. "See, it happened around 1836. Some guy heard the story in the . . . I dunno, 1980's? He and his band made it into a song and got all the credit." He looked at the cracked radio. "Hold on, lemme see if I can...
  9. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    "Oh." Shuck noticed that he forgot to shift gears. "Sorry. Not used to stick shift." He fiddled with the lever, causing the van to groan with damage, before they were back on route. Shuck noticed the look on her face when he was scolding Shortstop. "You have no idea what that is, do you?" He...
  10. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    "I will." Shuck sighed. His words bore no ill toward her. There was almost . . . Pity in his tone. They just cleared the city and were now on a hellish parody of a highway. Cracked concrete blackened by ash. Shuck glanced at the passengers seat, seeing something glitter at the corner of his eye...
  11. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    "Got to get to Styx." Shuck said. "Hopefully we can keep out of the patrols' sight. Most blokes may just think we're just a couple of Dregs out for a joyride in a snagged human car." Shortstop looked at the view from the windshield. "We could just-" "We ain't shootin' our way out." Shuck said...
  12. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    Shuck hopped out to grab her and carry her inside when she got close enough. Setting her down he hopped back into the drivers seat, awkwardly given his size, and stomped on the gas pedal as the black-winged man began to charge with the warhammer. The fiery-eyed silhouette of Luci's true form...
  13. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    Shortstop pulled out his own pistol that looked like it shot rounds the size of tangerines, and shot at the source of the sudden sound. The bullet whizzed by Axel's head, shaving off a few strands of her hair. "Oh. Sorries." He holstered the pistol and waved. Shuck grunted, and the van rolled...
  14. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    He blinked at her until she said the word 'pistol'. "YOU GOTSA GUN?!!?!" He practiall screamed in her face. "I CAN 'IMPROOVS' IT!" He hopped up and down, making the van shake. "Nice to see those English classes worked out." Shuck said impatiently, backing the van up to align with the main...
  15. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    What would have been a crashing impact that folded the van onto the two of them in a twisted coffin of metal did not come. Only a spray of blood over the interior of the van, and the thump of the demon's head at Axel's feet. Looking up, she'd see the beast's massive body fall backward with a...
  16. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    The first three blocked her shots with their armored forearms, the large one took his shot in the eye, popping open the side of his head in a burst of blood and bits of skull. Still, he only charged with enforced ferocity. Shuck saw the encroaching beast and stopped his attempts. "Get down." He...
  17. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    "Lady, I'll get you a pair of ruby-fucking-slippers if you'll kindly SHOOT THOSE BASTARDS!" He roared at her as the tower's base cracked and began to collapse. They were on a time limit before they became buried in rubble. The tiny man who provided her cape earlier took off his mask and in his...
  18. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    "You could've checked the driver, at least, the real one got whacked!" He shouted back, ramming his hoof into onto the gas pedal. "I knew it was fishy when he was late." Snarling howls rang through the van as a group of the masked men sprinted for them, tearing off the masks to unveil the...
  19. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    The tower shook once more, and Axel and the Devil slid on the floor toward the wall, a sign that the tower was falling. The window shattered and a strong-gripped hand snatched Axel up and carried her out the window. She heard the spinning gears of rappeling gear as the crumbling building zoomed...
  20. Da Doofus

    Fantasy Demon Hunting: Welcome to the Rejects (CLOSED)

    His eyes flickered again. "I'm starting to think it won't matter what I have to say." He folded his arms behind his back. "Cain?" A blade would press against Axel's back, tearing into her shirt and almost drawing blood. "Yes, sir?" Said a voice against her ear. It hissed behind grinning teeth...
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