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(My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw me pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.) Stepping off the....jostling and godforsaken contraption brought him here, Thorn made a dash...

What should we try first, the over the shoulder shot, or the Matrix cartwheeling shots? "I'm thinking normal shooting first." Thorn clumsily loaded a revolver, dropping his bullets several times in the proccess. With much finageling he eventually had a full six rounds. "Lets see....i guess all...

You know, I rather doubt these weapons would ever turn into jelly."No, he means fail." Well duh, jelly would definitely fail against those flamey things. Now if your guns misfired, that would be trouble. "I'll show you a misfire!" Planting the guns in his pockets, Thorn hopped off his...

Update 1 [ @Ashs Pikachu ] The weather was holding quite steady, though there was a sudden breeze that caught many a folk off guard. It was getting late in the day and they should know better. How some people can just be unprepared for weather is weird, it's like they want to be...

The shining moon hung high over the city, and pinpricks of light blanketed the cool night sky. A slight breeze fell off the mountains, bound for the calm sea. The night was not wholly restful though, since even at this late hour, Hooflock bustled and hustled; Ships lazily pulled into the port...

Hoofbeat: Leverage Welcome to colorful Hooflock, a city steeped in history, rich in culture, prime for adventures and positively riddled with crime and corruption! What's your role in all this? Well, if you can read this, (if you're not reading just what the hell are you doing), consider...

Wake up! Grab a brush and put on a little make up! Thorn's head slipped forward, and he shot awake. With his mind in a fog he looked around to the people, and tried to get his brain cells up and running. Shouldn't be hard, you've got like 3. Oh hey Koyannis if you can hear me, WHAAAAAALE...

You see, the quarterbacks job, is to throw the ball. When the quarterback doesn't throw the ball, the quarterback isn't doing his job. Thorn cleared his throat, trying to speak up. The guy that arrived late to the meeting beat him to it though. Thorn made a mental note that not only was...

Áme cradled the cat in her arms, petting it in attempt to calm it. "It's alright kitty, he's just excited...I think. Maybe I look tasty to him." Spinning her head around her neck to follow the strange fellow, she observed him. It was surprising that he spoke like she did, but Áme felt proud...

"Fslgasaasdf..." Thorn rubbed his face and tried to collect his thoughts, but there were too many. He approached the window and stared out at the lifeless sea. It was nothing like home, but maybe that was a good thing. Maybe this was a fresh start, a second chance at life. Even if he was the...

Thorn's dream Thorn sat up, and immediately felt...odd. He looked around and found himself in a clearing of a forest that he knew all too well, the Forbidden Forest. He rose and scratched his head, checking to see if he hit it falling. “What in the world....” Had all that god stuff been a...

Âme gasped and picked up a trinket off the shelf. "It's a cube AND a puzzle! Mr. Roobick must be some kind of wizard..." Âme sat on the floor and played with the colorful wooden cube, becoming absorbed into it. "I solved it!" She held the cube aloft, solved, and noticed a figure in the...

Bum bum badah! Bum bum badah. "Hush you." Thorn decided to stay back and see what he could hear from his place on the stairs. Hey, you remember that spell you had to amplify voices? "Pfft, 'course not."

"Clothes, all the time? I don't know how you afford that, or find that much cloth...it's not like it just grows on trees, right?" Thorn laughed at his joke and laughed nervously at the gathering of several strangers. Actually, it does grow in raw form on plants that would be more common in a...

Boom, HEADSHOT! Thorn jumped, and practically inhaled his milk, coughing most of it out onto the table. He slammed a pair of hooves on the table and raised his voice at no one in particular. (Anyone physical anyway) "Discord you sonuva.....oh wow, thats some magic right there." Heaving a sigh of...

Dude, I think she's into you. Give her the eyebrows. "Gross, I don't even know what she is...." Thorn shook his head, but caught himself staring at a few of the chests of the females around him. It was probably wrong to ask about anatomy right now. "...okay, you might have a point there...

Hold up she's armed. And has a gun too! "Neither, we fed him ourselves as best as we could, but a few kids only have so much blood to give." Where's that tiny violin I had...... Thorn's heart dropped as he thought back on his previous life, but he banished the thoughts. "Would he be evil if...

Thorn managed to levitate his pink milk off the table before Errg broke down. No way, a real life animorph character! Wait, he's not one of those blue aliens is he? "He's not got enough legs, dummy...er, mercenaries, huh? The Nightmare is the Mother of the Night, she's the darkness that protects...

OOH, I hope they got Chimichangas. "Chimi-whats?" Or pancakes that smell like victory. Thorn shook his head and tossed a quick glance to...Jaiky and snakey. "It's Coils, not snakey....your....snake there. You don't happen to serve the Nightmare do you? Or the Void maybe?" Tell him you like his...

Ooh, lets go get food, my tummy is my stomach has the rumblies only hands can satisfy. "Hey, I'll just be right back, uh, don't wait up." Thorn ducked behind tent after tent until he was certain of being alone this time. Yo what gives? "You need to shut up, you're driving me bonkers!" I'M...