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"A shooting gallery against Avalon targets? It's like the gods read my heart and prepared a gift just for me!" Irene squeals. "The Maze one! Definitely the Maze one!"

"Well on the subject of edging, I'd like flat and open places to be where our enemies are. It'll let me pick them off at leisure from the edge of cover where we'll be at," Irene. "But that's probably true of any of us here who prefer ranged combat. I only get up close and personal with one...

"I think he's making fun of our accents, dear," Irene says, pointing to Abdul in mock shock. "Such uncouth behavior!"

"Eh? What's to dislike about Coller here?" Irene asks. "You two have a run in at a bar or something?"

"We could combine some of these if we're having trouble," Irene suggests. "The Renegade Hunt, The Wild Riders, The Dullahan Kickers, The X-peradoes, The Ass Hunt..." Irene pauses. "Okay, probably not that last one."

"You're like that sad frosting-less, filling-less plain donut left all alone in the box, Morrigan," Irene says, pointing. "No taste at all. But that's a good last suggestion anyway. Wild Hunt isn't bad."

"You are wise beyond your years, young one," Irene says as she plucks the donut from her noggin and takes a bite. "Ah, that's downright sinful! Now, where were we? Ah, right! The Horsemen would be spot on if there were four of us, but even then I don't know that people would be willing to rename...

"But why a WIZARD though, are we doing some sort of genre-crossing thing? Like Dunbine or Escaflowne?" Irene asks, looking at Tanu suspiciously. "Are you trying to construct a Fate Alteration Engine? Do we have to search your mech for a tiny fairy you've captured to serve as your mascot? And the...

"Yeah, how dare I disrupt such a sacred and time honored ritual as a simulator test," Irene says, rolling her eyes. "Man, what a rotten way to start this. Usually you get a few missions in before you find out your employers are a bunch of douchebags." Irene growls and shakes her head. "I need...

Irene rolls her eyes as the doctor talks and keeps talking, waiting for him to finish before saying her peace. "You realize how dumb it is to appeal to my sense of rules, right? The hack was a good thing, we got some extra testing for the pilots and your precious network security got additional...

"What? Fuck that, he was only doing what I told him to do," Irene said, rolling her eyes. "Like such a piddling hack is worthy of discipline. It had precisely zero affect on the end result. I was betting on at least a few of you getting confused or having fun with it or something! Psh,"Irene...

Irene fires half-heartedly at the Zaku. "If I'd managed to get Godzilla in here like I wanted, you'd all be sorry. Philistines. Philistines!" she grumbles. ((To Hit: 1+4+1= 6 Evade: -1+2= 1))

"Gundams?! GUNDAMS?!" Irene shouts over the comms. "I wasted a perfectly good bribe on philistines! Gundams are way higher up the food chain than some Zakus! Watch this!" What followed was a failure about on the scale of the rest of Irene's performance that day. What followed after that was a...

"Come on, all I want is for you to do what's in the nature of all volcanoes to do..." Irene cajoles the enemy AI from her cockpit. "EXPLODE!" A single armor piercing shell streaks from the end of Irene's weapon like the fingertip of an angry god, threatening to pierce to the core of the enemy...

"Will someone take care of that stupid Marine! I swear to God, Marines are so damn annoying! They always pester me when I'm trying to get things done!" Irene complains, taking aim at the Volcano. "Let me give you a hand, dear! In that I'm giving the Volcano a bullet!" Doing her best to ignore...

"What the hell?! How'd th- Talk about a difficulty spike!" Irene curses as her machine is rocked by the sudden and devastating assault. "Sensors are all over the place, and there goes what little armor I had! My kingdom for a meat shield! I'd even take a tofu-shield at this point! A vegan...

Red Five standing by.

"You little fink, how dare you dodge!" Irene says as the Marine evades her. Undeterred, she continues to track the target with her scope as it moves. "You're not getting away so easily!" ((Kinetic: 3+5= 8+2 (boost)= 10 total. Evasion: 0 ))

"They're all at long range? Ah, it's been ages since I've had a chance for a proper shooting gallery!" Irene says over the comm as she takes aim. "Now let's see... I think I'll destroy the Marine first. For some reason it calls to me, unknown why." ((Stay and shoot the Marine. Kinetic Weapons...

"Oooooh, this is getting more and more interesting by the minute!" Irene says, grinning broadly as she looks at the newcomers. In the blink of an eye she closes distance to Morrigan and inspects her robotic arm, giving the prosthetic an experimental poke. "Looks fancy! Can you rocket punch with...