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You summon me, but I am here to troll everyone. I try to be nice and roll 1.

Guess who won NaNoWriMo for the second time? 😎

Your crush notices you after you hold up a sign saying "NOTICE ME SENPAI UwU" I try to enlist the help of and say hewwo to Mistewr Obwama to put in good word for you and rwoll a 1.

You get ghosted after you write the starter. I try to cheer you up and roll 1.

You end up making a bug zapper. I try to kill mosquitos with it and roll 1.

The phone dies as soon as you hand it to me. I try to find a charger and roll 1.

As I am in pain from the scalding water, I get in the way and make you embarrass yourself instead. I try to call 911 and roll dial 1.

We end up summoning demons. I try to find holy water and roll 1.

I remember the good times and get super clingy. I try to do a rain dance in celebration of our friendship. 1.

I remember the times you got me into jail and now want to fight you. I try to call out to Saitama for help, and roll 1.

I manage to trap you so you cannot harm yourself. I try to contact another therapist in the meantime, and roll 1.

There are people around you who seem to confirm that these paranoid thoughts are true. I try to prove that I am not against you and roll 1.

The way that they eat it effectively scars you for life. I try to get you a therapist and roll 1.

They hate it, and they insult your cooking skills. I try to poison them. 1.

The water of a flood instead finds us. I try to give the die seasoning to someone I hate and roll 1.

Looks like that die isn't so lucky, because it has shattered into a million pieces. I try to use it as seasoning but roll 1.

The frosting melts completely, thus exposing the burnt cookies. I try to make a salad and roll 1.