"This, ladies and gentlemen," said the presenter, a smiling man in a suit who paused for dramatic effect, "is Erebos. AKA, the next step for galactic colonization and the Galactic Union as a whole."
"Erebos is what we call a torus, or, in layman's terms, a doughnut. It's the first toroid...
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Hello! I am Mr. Magiik, known by quite a few by other names, such as the Spade-Wielder and Tiger-Dragon of the West. I come bringing wonderful news of my arrival. Feel free to worship or idolize me. Or both.
Most jokes aside, I'm just looking for a...