RpNation

* smiles and laughs * u can’t kill me I’m immortal dummy

* lands on ur head * and u can’t stop me from being flirty to u lol * wiggles my tail in ur face * hehehehehe~

RandomBlobMan

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lol u sexy

TwT

Y u reject me master

RandomBlobMan

BEGONE

* bows in respect * is this all u want from me.......?

All I want is to rule by ur side master

RandomBlobMan

there is nothing to rule

Then y do u want to command me master

* cries * tell me plz master

RandomBlobMan

uhhhh
I dunno
payment issues?

Oh....

Well if u want I can help u pay ur bills...

RandomBlobMan

NO
ONLY TAX EVASIONS

I can help

I’m good at math

* licks ur neck * plz

RandomBlobMan

no
go do legal stuff