RpNation

Shit now I need to come up with a rebuff to say in the very unlikely event someone confesses their love to me.

Something that will let them down gently but also make them laugh.

"I am deeply committed to looking after my cat and it doesn't allow for any free time."

"I apologize but I must remain single if I want to retain my magic powers."

"I swore to my dying mother that I'd honour her memories by staying single."

If that doesn't put them off nothing will.

I've always said that virgins are witches, I guess I'll have to expand my purview to single people are witches.