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Omg.... you killed me. I wasn't expecting that! XD Well played! I legitimately had a good laugh irl. Thanks for that.
*The packages actually contains.... well, it's hard to describe. It looks like a small bag with a couple of blackened bones and some other unidentifiable objects. There's also a bottle. The bottle is the size of a small perfume bottle and is made of black clay. It's impossible to see through.*
*Pops in from behind you*
Well.... the first one is a hex bag!
Though, I'm not sure if I got it right.... it's supposed to protect you from rusting for all time, but it might also cause the gates of hell to be opened. I always get those two mixed up.... :/
The other one.... well. It's oil, like you requested! No strings attached!