Ack, but I'm on student budget. Oh god, I've ruined the lives of many innocent lolis by my hateful HH watching! What have I done?!
I must cleanse my dirtied soul! There is blood on my hands! I must clean them by... by... uh.... Working as a wifi repairman! I'll quit uni and drop everything else to appease the civilians! Yes! That is what I'll do!
*Tears in eyes* I know! I'll start packing now! *Leaps from computer and run down hallway to bedroom* CLEANSE MEEEEEE!
Noooooooo! *lapses in to dying coughs* nooooo.... *floating away to Valhalla* my ghost will haunt yoooouuuu! Foreverrrrr!
Wouodnt be the first or last time, I must power my super computer and you were a causality in the war against viruses and pornography.