Squire, why are you eating that
RpNation
The Mechanist
Sir Fungus
Cause...I’m hungry?
The Mechanist
Yes but where did it come from?
Sir Fungus
From the ocean, found him swimming around :3
The Mechanist
And how do you know it’s one of my enemies?
Sir Fungus
*Shrugs* I just lunged and took a bite of it
The Mechanist
So you could be eating an innocent?
Sir Fungus
*Widens eyes and spits out whatever I’m eating*
The Mechanist
So you attacked without identifying who they were?
Sir Fungus
I’m sorry! Please don’t cut off my fin! *Covers head*
The Mechanist
I won’t, just put it back where you found it
Sir Fungus
*Dumps corpse in the ocean*
The Mechanist
It belongs to the fishes now
Sir Fungus
*Insert lens flare to my eyes* Where!?
The Mechanist
Where? In the ocean?
Sir Fungus
*Jumps in the ocean while screeching*
The Mechanist
-Scratches helmet-
Sir Fungus
*Jumps out of water with mouth full of fish* And now I will take my leave..