*Huddles in a corner* WHY!?
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Sir Fungus
Noble Scion
Don't be evil!
Sir Fungus
IM NOT! WHAT EVIL HAVE I DONE!?
Noble Scion
Being an unholy being is evil!
Sir Fungus
But what evil have I ACTUALLY done?
Noble Scion
Clearly something if the cross does damage!
Sir Fungus
I have done no evil, I am the mechanists squire, sworn to protect you! If that is evil..*Unsheathes sword and aims it at self* Then I will strike myself down!
Noble Scion
Killing someone is definitely evil!
Sir Fungus
But I haven’t killed anyone..
Noble Scion
You're threatening to murder yourself!
Sir Fungus
Oooooooh...
Noble Scion
*bops with cross*
Sir Fungus
*Holds head as a horn breaks* Ooooowwww...
The Mechanist
We need to remove the demon within you!
Noble Scion
exorcise him!
The Mechanist
I’m not a priest!
Noble Scion
Oh.. Find someone to excorcise him!
The Mechanist
Where?!
Noble Scion
Somewhere!
The Mechanist
You do it!