RpNation

*sits down with a notepad and smart-looking glasses*
Go on.

HE IS SO CUTE.
HIS SMILE IS BEAUTIFUL.
HE’S KINDA CHUBBY.
S T U B B L E .
HE WEARS PINK FLOYD SHIRTS AND RATTY JEANS, BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THEM.
HE PLAYS THE DRUMS.
HE’S THE SOUND TECH IN THE MUSICAL THAT I’M IN RIGHT NOW.
I WANT TO HUG HIM.
I WANT TO ASK HIM TO PROM, BUT I AM A WIMP.

A week in the Sahara could not give you the same amount of thirst I am seeing right now

I KNOW, UGH.

*Strokes his leaf stache* Diagnosis: You have it BAD

I’M AWARE.

Ask him out with a rhyme, be one of a kind blow his mind

*nods and writes something in notepad*
Go on

HIS NAME IS SAM.
HE’S A BAND GEEK, AND I’M A CHOIR NERD.
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT WATCHING HIM PLAY THE DRUMS THAT MAKES ME LIKE HIM EVEN MORE.
HE CAN PULL OFF A BOWTIE LIKE NO ONE’S BUSINESS.
WE HAVE THE SAME FREE PERIOD DURING SCHOOL, SO SOMETIMES WE’LL SIT IN THE BAND ROOM TOGETHER.
HAVE I MENTIONED HIS SMILE?

Dr Genork.... she has it BAAAAAAD

*nods*
Indeed she has.
I prescribe a heavy dose of CALM YOSELF DOWN GURL.
And also a dose of ASK HIS ASS OUT.

I recommend doubling your calming dosage

You're right.
A heavy doubled dose of CALM YOSELF DOWN GURL.

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ASK A GUY OUT.

Neither do I and I did it anyway.

Did it work?

Not really but that's because the guy in question did not have the phrase "I have a girlfriend" in his vocabulary.
But you should go for it; I have incredibly shitty luck.

I am sorry.
What if he says no, and things get really awkward?