RpNation

Anime term that people use English tool
Me only being here to make the tsundere drool
And think to her self “Flowiest fool!!”
“Why come and write such cheese,
Did he think it would somehow please?
Make me shake at the knees?”
Flowiest blows through like a breeze
I can be a heathen so take it slow
An English man has nothing on flow

Don’t make me launch the 10th Crusade. I know a Saracen when I see one. Anime my behind.

Anime of your behind, you would find... is not my kind..
Of entertainment that I would rent
Or download, perhaps pirate
I mention the word to make you irate
As I assume you hate most of such nature living free
It’s why you come and try persecute me
But alas I’m Australian and you shall be failing
The way your ancestors locked mine in chains and started trailing
To a unknown land that happens to be grand?

Enjoy the rain, I have the beach in my hand

I always thought the possibility of death on every corner of the street was a grand idea.

I make Jack the Ripper
Look like a baby bottle sipper
A real small nipper

And here is where we make the edgy transition.

You’re not even trying, so I won’t be lying
You be a bore for sure.

That’s ‘cause I’m fighting of the Germans in North Africa at the moment. You try thinking of some random shit, let alone make it rhyme.

And now you break character for shame
Go, go, I won’t call your name
Honestly you need to stop first it’s my curse
I’ll always reply and rhyme..... or steal your purse

Purses are for Panzies!

Or those in the middle age
As a thief might be called “cutpurse” and thrown in a cage
Caught And be shouted all enraging
Honestly axel stop with this engaging

*Laughs in British*

Have you ever heard of the Wars of the Coalition?

I dare say I may
But this is not the time place or day.
So I suggest if you have questions then somewhere else they should lay

*At this point we have already spammed this bloke’s profile beyond any acceptable limit, so we might as well keep raising the bar even further*

I understand the appeal and I can’t honestly conceal.
But fuck you man, no rhymes at all?
For real?

I was raised middle class, ye filthy criminal scum.

I came from the dirt, I’ll make you hurt
Find what’s precious to you and flirt

Wot

I swat at thot