RpNation

*turns around on swivel chair*
No, I have been expecting you.
*lights flicker on on my side of the room to reveal it to be full of bacon*

dammit crow
*jumps out the window*

but what if
there are no windows

*hits wall and falls down to the floor flat*

*you land on your anchovies*

*anchovies intensify*

*bacon intensifies*

We, my friend, will never finish these battles with a win or lose..
only draws.