Zweihander, my dude.
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Axel The Englishman
Noble Scion
*swings once* *misses* *suddenly impaled by a spear*
Axel The Englishman
When you brought the steel plate to the battle.
>Maxing out the swingage<
>Maxing out the swingage<
Noble Scion
Pfft, spears can find the weakness in any armour!
Axel The Englishman
Good thing I also brought chain mail undergarments!
Noble Scion
... Good luck moving anything a zweihander with any speed if you’re that tired from even walking to the battlefield!
Axel The Englishman
Good thing all this weight is efficiently distributed across my body to minimise fatigue. And good thing my sword only weighs about 2-3.2 kilos.
Noble Scion
Whatevah you silly person. Halberds are still cool.
Axel The Englishman
But Zweihanders are better.
Noble Scion
Impractical for anything, especially in realistic war scenarios
Axel The Englishman
Except when it comes to stabbing someone with a halberd.
Noble Scion
... In which they stab you first, because halberds are just heavier spears with an axe-y bit at the end xD
Axel The Englishman
But my Zweihander is longer. Therefore, I get to stay at a nice safe distance.
Noble Scion
Not necessarily. Halberds were incredibly long.