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The Shire sounds good. But how the heck is a hobbit going to steal memes?

It needed them to feed its pepes.

Why would a hobbit keep pepes?

I still say the hobbit is innocent

For the dankness. They add dankness to the garden. Each day, 2d4 dankness is added to the garden. They can stack all the way up to 40 points. For each point of dankness consumed, a creature can restore either one Fate point, remove one Insanity or Corruption point, or add one Willpower point. For each ten points of dankness spent the max values of Willpower and Fate points can be increased once.

Okay... but can't the hobbit get her own memes?

Memes are a scarce resource nowadays. In order to get one, you must succeed a -60 Influence roll, which is impossible unless you're an Inquisitor.

Which I am.

Can they be made, and are there any copyrights/patents?

In order to craft a meme you require two resources: Meme Essence and Raw Dankness. They require the "Creative" trait and you must also pass an Intelligence + Common Lore (Internet) check with a -50 penalty to the latter.

This hobbit could accomplish that.

Ho? Let me see your character sheet!

?!? 1, I am not accustomed to character sheets, 2, It has been a while since I last gamed and I do not know the significance of each unit, 3, that will be for later when it's not 13 minutes to 8.

OKAY!

Will be back some other time today... Basic details on this hobbit are that due to inbreeding and some human descent, she has grown to be 5 feet tall. She lives in her hobbit hole with a garden and a couple of cats. She spends most of her time with her farm and her art room... when she isn't working with the contents of her pantry like all the other hobbits do.

She is somewhat intelligent and very creative. She does read history and happens to be highly religious. She also has experienced abuse and has extremely low trust levels. Her attack involves a short, 2 foot long hobbit sword. She also carries a 7 inch long knife that can be hidden in her clothes or by magic.

She would rather die than get captured, so she avoids criminal activity and stays away from law enforcement. Many have told her that if she was captured, she would release too much information as she cannot lie properly. Her face blushes red when she tries.

A mongrel!
Gilgamesh is displeased.

Gilgamesh can suck it. And while he's at it, learn to accept citizens of mixed race, too.

Awwww! that's too bad Birdsie