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*THE EVERSOR ASSASSIN SCREECHES AUTISTICALLY, STARTING TO SHOOT AT THE HOBBIT REPEATEDLY WHILE STABBING HER IN THE GUTS.*

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*Is developing black and blue bruises and might have stress fractures from 300 Marine bullets* *Smells threat. Flees back to Hobbit Hole*

*Flees into hobbit hole as well, then locks the door and throws a melta bomb toward the Eversor out the window. You gotta make a dodge roll, my man.*

THERE CAN'T BE NO WITNESSES IF THERE IS NOBODY THAT CAN GIVE A TESTIMONY! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*Chases down the Hobbit, still shooting maniacally.*
*but then, he sees the Melta Bomb.*
*Rolls a d10 + 5 because assassin agility.*
*Rolls 10.*
WRYYYYYYYYYYY!

*Bomb explodes and kills Eversor*

*Hobbit gets back in through the back pantry window. Hobbit armor has absorbed 90% of damage, but she has a bruised back, bruised hips, bruised legs, and very bruised guts*

*Locks all windows*

*(we need to move this to a forum of some kind lol)*

(PMs?)

(Lol yup) *Hobbit has taken too much damage. Falls bleeding to pantry floor*

*The Adeptus Arbites smashes down the door and slams his power-maul through the poor hobbit's head, making it explode.*
Judgement delivered in the name of the Golden Throne.

(This is actually an interesting story. What would happen if the Imperium took over J.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth? Never knew Sauron was a deamon of chaos, lol.)

*Hobbit's body contains no memes. All papers on hobbit have been far too soaked in blood to be readable. Hobbit ghost rises to pantry corner to begin mission of haunting the Adeptus Arbites and all associated with him as she now has unlimited chill, screech, and scrape/stab powers and has gained flight*

Let's make a dice roleplay based off of this story.

Never done that before. Also must leave at 8 A.M.

But how say we try it... starting at the beginning?

When IS 8AM? And dice is easy. It's basically normal roleplaying except there's some rules that require you to roll the dice every now and then to see if what you did was an epic failure or epic victory.

We need to come up with a setting XD

Oh, in 30 minutes is 8 A.M for me.

Yokatta. We shall wait.