No thanks, one of the worst candidates in recent memory if you ask me. 
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RpNation
Iskandar
Axel The Englishman
That's what the polls said, before we started receiving a majority of the votes with the assistance of Storytell - I mean... MAKE RPNATION SLIGHTLY OK AGAIN
Iskandar
Do you offer dank memes? What about spicy RPs
Axel The Englishman
Only the most dankerocious memes on Reddit and 4Chan, son.
Iskandar
Not Dank Enough.
Axel The Englishman
Clearly you are from across the border. I'll get the Border Patrol on you!
Iskandar
I definitely don't reside in the Dark Web where I know everything about you...
Axel The Englishman
Did you know I shot you in the knee?
Iskandar
Mhmm. I also know that you're for sale on the internet.
Axel The Englishman
Did you also know that I sold you're loved ones to Afghanistan slavers in cahoots with several terror cells?
Iskandar
Jokes on you, I have no loved ones.
Axel The Englishman
That's because they were all used as target practise.
Iskandar
Jokes on you again, I never had any loved ones. Ever.
Axel The Englishman
That's because you were adopted. Wait. You hear that? That's the sound of - Shhhh, shut up for a minute. Oh yeah, that's the sound of git gud.
Iskandar
Git gud? Such an old saying. What are you, 13?