RpNation

WTF DAD, WHY DO YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS. ALSO- NOT MUCH. TRYING TO GET A CO-GM POST OUT FOR AN RP BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. WHAT ABOUT YOU DAD

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER, AND YET YOU THROUGH AWAY YOUR OXFORD EDUCATION LIKE A MOULDY PIECE OF CORN

EXCUSE ME? THE STANDARD FOR AN ASIAN LIKE ME IS TO BE A DOCTOR. YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO YOUR OWN DAUGHTER IS. THIS IS WHY I LIKE MOM MORE

YOUR MOTHER IS A LITERAL PLANK. AND BEING AN ENGINEER IS COOLER THAN BEING A DOCTOR. YOU GET TO MAKE THINGS THAT PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY NEVER USE

LITERALLY. SHE'S AN ACTUAL PLANK, WOOD AND WOOD.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I LIKE MOM MORE. AND IF I WERE A DOCTOR, ID BE MORE RESPECTED. DRAMATICALLY MORE IN DEBT, BUT I'D HAVE MORE SOCIAL STATUS. AND STATUS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO US EASTERN PEOPLE.