RpNation

I'd do it but I'm at school learning about Minne-snow-ta

That's like, not even a state, that's just a myth, a made up placeholder

IT SNOWED JUST TWO DAYS AGO!! ITS TRUTH!!!

Snow is a myth created by global warming deniers

.... Goddammit.

Someone's never been to RUSSIA, GREATETS KOUNTRY

I have a personal vendetta against Russia for what they did to my family and their country, so if I went I would immediately become uncontrollably violent

Alright, sir. Are you a Homosexual or a Jehovah's Witness? Both are illegal

I'm Hungarian, and if you try and cross me I'll pound you into blood sausage and feed you to my relatives