RpNation

serpents? I think not *hides vampire fangs*...but...Serpents, yes! They do make...yes Great Snacks...Great pets!!!

Wait what
*nervously holds on to silver sledgehammer*

*tilts head* What are you going to do with that sledgehammer?

You know, I'm gonna rebuild a whole section of my profile. It was recently infested by a gigantic wall of vampiric bricks.
Wait what

sledge hammers can't destroy us night children

Well then.
There's always a way.

....right?

*laughs maniacally* right? right? *flies up with angel wings clutching stomach* right???WRONG! Good luck mundane!

You know, randomness gets you a lot of times.
*random piano from the sky*

*flies up to the piano and pretends to sit while falling and plays the piano* *plays Rolling Girl then stops the thing from falling because I don't want it to break* *fake cries* why did you try to hurt me? What did I do to you? I'm an angel!

Because.......
For some reason.
Wait what
*runs away*

WAIT COMEBACK! *follows after you* I thought you wanted to be my fren *giggles then speeds up*

Yeah, well.
*explodes*