RpNation

Anti-furry Infantry, move in to counter their attack!

*Watches the carnage from his palace, via TV, while eating popcorn*

>The popcorn was a bomb<

*Is bomb-proof*

You would think that would be my weakness, wouldn't you? But I have other forces at my command! Minions! Get the lava guns!

Lava guns are an impractical concept, just saying. Acid is much more efficient in all ways.

>Charges in on the back of a manticore, single handedly taking down every minion with swagger and bad assery<

Those are my back up if the lava doesn't work

The Chronicler , fire your first salvo of salty memes!

And it's about time for the poison acid that only neko people can breathe

That's a myth, we actually share the same physiology. Good thing I brought a rebreather.

YOU MONGREL! It just became personal. How dare you use memes to fight? Salty or not, memes belong to only one man... ME! General Derp, charge up the exterminatus and prepare for orbital bombardment... "Yes, sir!" *Memexterminatus at 33%*

*Sits back to let Birdsie take care of it*

Meme Marines, take down their systems!

*Memexterminatus at 66%* "Sir, we have intruders in sections A and B!" Cut them off, we will need Elites for this. Send in the Determined guy. "Yes, sir!"

>Sends in a Memernator War Fleet<

"Sir, they sent in the War Fleet." Then send in our last resort. "Sir, you couldn't possib-" THAT'S AN ORDER, GENERAL! "Y-Yes, my lord!" *Suddenly, the sun is covered by a wide grin stretched across light years of space. The War Fleet stumbles upon a large wall... IN THE SHAPE OF A TROLL FACE!* *Memexterminatus at 99.9%*

>The HMS Royal Meme Generator insteantly wipes out the sun, along with their capital ship and everything else that was involved with Birdsie.<

*We have Trollface on our side, so he revives and repairs everything immediately to troll you* "S-Sir. It is ready to be launched! Memexterminatus at 100% power and full capacity!" Very well. Launch it at my mark. "S-Sir, are you sure? You will kill billions of living creatures with but a wor--" Do you question my authority? "N-No." Launch on... 3... 2... 1... GO! http://i.makeagif.com/media/3-27-2017/n3byl5.gif

>It backfires, ultimately wiping out your own ship. You just weren't the Meme Master like I.<