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Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Birdsie, why you tryna take over my kingdom? We all know that this is MY domain!
Birdsie
Birdsie
Axel... Smiley never told you what happened to your father? *Several seconds of dramatic silence* *Takes off mask* I. AM YOUR FATHER! Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
You know I am Smiley right?

>Lobs a bandolier of grenades at you
Birdsie
Birdsie
*Catches it* Smiley, don't you know? *The grenades detonate, but he stands there untouched* I am protected by the Meme Gods themselves. I AM THEIR APOSTLE! *Jumps into the air, then summons the Triangle Illuminati Warship. It has an eye that shoots lasers akin to those of the deathstar* This is merely one of my Noble Phantasms! KILL HIM! *The Triangle shoots at Smiley*
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Too bad.. I am the Meme Gods!

>Destroys you with dank memes
Birdsie
Birdsie
Axel The Englishman
Axel The Englishman
Your memes are as weak as your attendance! Don't make me laugh!
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