LMFAO! Omfg...
RpNation
Squirrel Man Huey
Amber10170221
Our convo when he called me and I was drinking
Eli: Hey, can I come stay at your house? Mom is being mean.
Me: NO!
Eli: Why?
Me: Because I said no.
Eli: Are you drunk?
Me: No, I don't drink.
Eli: I can smell the alcohol through the phone.
Me: Shut up, Eli.
Eli: Mom is drunk off two glasses of wine and you are drunk off God knows what. I will pray that you two grow up and start acting like adults.
Me: *laughing*
Eli: *click*
Eli: Hey, can I come stay at your house? Mom is being mean.
Me: NO!
Eli: Why?
Me: Because I said no.
Eli: Are you drunk?
Me: No, I don't drink.
Eli: I can smell the alcohol through the phone.
Me: Shut up, Eli.
Eli: Mom is drunk off two glasses of wine and you are drunk off God knows what. I will pray that you two grow up and start acting like adults.
Me: *laughing*
Eli: *click*
Elephantom
That pinko's got mouth. I'd do some filletin' on him if I were in your shoes.
Squirrel Man Huey
LMFAO! I love your relationships! 
Amber10170221
Elephantom but you are not in my shoes and I would slit someone's throat for that kid.
Elephantom
True. What's the name of your shoes again?
Amber10170221
I'm not wearing any 
Squirrel Man Huey
Plot thwarted.
Elephantom
Socks? Sandals? Leaves? To-be-worn shoes?
Amber10170221
What does thwarted mean?
Squirrel Man Huey
Ending the plot before it could be fulfilled.
Elephantom
Abysmal defeat, Amber. Abysmal defeat.
Amber10170221
My feet like to go commando. 8)
Squirrel Man Huey
^ Accurate.
*covers eyes* Oh my!!!!
*covers eyes* Oh my!!!!
Elephantom
Or you could be honest like Eli told you to be, and say that your feet - and you - like the dirt. The muddy, murky, stagnant dirt.
Amber10170221
Damn those feet and their dirty tricks >.> I try to tell them behave and not go prancing around commando but they don't listen.
Squirrel Man Huey
Hussy feet.
Elephantom
Ultra-manly feet.