RpNation

I'm pippin' right now. Leave me alone. 


PS. I have an alternate and/or additional idea for the RP. Must read yours first, though. 

OOOoooooo! I like alternative.


*plays taps for your ovaries*

And autocorrect just took all the fun out of that last SU. Poopin'. I'm POOPIN'. 

However you label your toilet time is on you!

Toilet time is never on me. 


Gross. 

Lmfao my receptionist spoke about her husband doing that to her when she was younger...I think I need a new receptionist.

Poop aside, if that's your thing, dude, whatever. I've had some crazy nights. But don't tell anyone.  LEAST OF ALL YOUR EMPLOYER. Good lord.


Also, how do you have any ass left? You're often laughing it off.

Haha I have a plethora of ass. My wife tries to steal it often but there is too much for her to steal. Haha!!!!


Seriously though, I know about her escapades with the toilet, the ceiling fan, the bike shorts... *shudders*

Fire this woman. Now.

Hahahahaha!! Nope, she keeps people happy so I don't have to talk to them. I just have to listen to horrible stories. I'll take that over not having to be social.

Start telling her about stuff that's very, very pious. It might shut her up.


"I went to this retreat last year with the Benedictine monks and we all were in a contest to see how few times we could fart because it hurts the baby Jesus" kind of stuff.

Nope, I tell her in detail about my past escpades.

But see, that opens the door for her to think it's okay for you to hear about hers, y'dig?