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*an eleven street punk breaks into your character's car by bashing the driver's side window*

"Goddamnit!" I scream, veering the car left and right into the lush snow. Where did they come from?! In no time at all I loose control of the car and it begins to spin, like a spider on roller-skates, directly into a tree on the passenger side. My heart is racing as I try to gather myself before I remember that damn elf!

The street punk breaks back & a couple ribs while a white van casually drives behind you

Dizzily, I grab for my Beretta Nano and stumble out of the car. I struggle to my feet, pointing the gun at the van.

"What part of I'm not going to do it DON'T YOU IDIOTS UNDERSTAND?!"

The cyber terrorists inside the van scramble for cover while trying to get your credit card info as the light elf driver points an Ak47 out the window!

I begin walking backwards, stumbling backwards into the snowy tundra of the woods, Beretta at the ready. "Just leave me alone!"

The van drives off as the hackers look for another victim to swindle. 

I look down and find that though they didn't steal my identity, they managed to steal my pants. "Damnit! Foiled again!"

A nude grey furred Lycan waves hi while leaning against a tree.