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BlueClover
*Goes to bedroom*  What do you think?  We would have a bed mountain range, there's a bathroom on the side and we could explore the bottom half.
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: I don't know, my writer is gonna make a CS replacement for some  character she has to get rid of.
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BlueClover
Ya, my writer is wondering on what to do with an electric guy and a zombie since they aren't very active.  


Come on!  *Drags into giant blankets*
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


EEEEE...


EEEEE...
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BlueClover
*Turns tinier and climbs onto head*  I found our new home *Vanishes into hair*
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: That's not a home... *shrinks to quantum foam scale and uses the foam as a blanket* THIsSeZS Is A hOmeE *staTiCQ*


Quantum Yapax: Happening wtf is doing a quntum without m permison?
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BlueClover
Where did tiny Yapax go?  *Goes back to normal tiny Shammy and looks around bed mountains*
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: Oh thank god he can't find me


Nuclear Yapax: SOMEONE CAN'T FIND YOU?! NOW EVERYBODY CAN FIND YOU!!!!


Tiny Yapax: Wait no what the fu-


Nuclear Yapax: *BOOOOOOM*


Tiny Yapax: *Is now at normal tiny size* Fuck.
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BlueClover
S-So you don't like me?  *Crawls into pillow case*
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: Wait...so you heard me! YOU WERE THERE at a quantum size! You ignored me! *jumps into the blanket and begins sobbing*
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BlueClover
*Crawls into blankets*  No, no, no, no, no.  I didn't see you, I can't go quantum and I read your post.  I just wanted you to normal size, please don't cry.
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: *kicks bullet over* STOP IT I'M TRYING TO CAUSE A DRAMA FOR THE AUDIENCE!!!! 
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BlueClover
*Crawls under covers out of fear*  Sowwy ;-;
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duegxybus
Director Yapax: CUT! *puts down megaphone* That was good guys, just more...quantum.


Quantum Yapax: *smoking the fabric of realitay* Jahhhh man... *floats around*


Director Yapax: Watzefuck?
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BlueClover
Actor Shammy:  NO!  Just no!  You call that a take?  Tiny Shammy and Quantum Yapax  ruined my entrance, I'm the star here!  I'll be in my trailer *Walks away*


*Starts crying in covers*
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duegxybus
Director Yapax: What a diva. Isn't that the actresses' job?


Actress Yapax: *already in trailer since there were other actors there*


Tiny Yapax: *grabs Tiny Shammy and shrinks them to a sub-quantum scale* Here just stay in the fluffy foam, no need to worry about the director.
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BlueClover
*Huggles Tiny Yapax*  H-How was I out there...did I mess up the scene?


Actor Shammy:  *Throws water bottle outside*  I SAID I WANTED WATER FROM THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST!  THIS IS JUST SOME OTHER MOUNTAIN!


Co-Director Shammy:  We are never getting the movie "Shammy I shrunk us," out by Christmas*
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: I...I thought we could earn money... but we're safe here okay? *rolls around on foam*


Director Yapax: Hold on... *picks up phone and calls...


M. NIGHT SHAMMYLAN.*


We have to make a few... twists to our movie.


Yapax In The Corner With A Drumset: *Badum tss*
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BlueClover
Y-Yapax, I was wondering, since I had a little money and....we could become famous *Pulls out tiny ring pop and gets on one knee*  Will you....


Shmicheal Bay:  *Explodes 100 times over*
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duegxybus
Tiny Yapax: *turns microscopically red* Y-Yes.........yes! I will...eat that ring pop! *shoves entire thing in mouth*


Oh and I'll marry you too.


(I swear this'll be me at a wedding. Just gonna casually eat the ring.)
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